Funny how things turn out – thanks to two crows who decided to “complete the circuit” last Friday morning causing a power outage (and power surge) that managed to murder one of our old computers, my husband decided that we should purchase a new laptop for me and that he would take my old laptop and use that to replace the now deceased machine. So early Saturday morning, we headed over to Best Buy to purchase a new laptop for me, totally unaware of what would actually happen. I compared all of the machines available and settled on a Toshiba Satellite with four Intel Core i7 processors and NVIDIA display – a machine optimized for video processing and gaming.
He got that sparkly look in his eye and said, “THIS would be great for making AMVs.”
“Yes, “ I replied, “but we’re shopping for a laptop for ME.”
“But look at this, and this, and THIS – it’s PERFECT for making AMVs and it can handle playing those 60 frame/second videos and…” blah blah blah blah AMV blah blah blah Video performance blah blah blah blah blah blah….
“Ok, so I guess that means YOU are getting a new laptop and I’m stuck with the dying antique,” I said.
“No! I want to get a new laptop for you!” he replied.
“You’re not going to use my new machine, you know,” I warned.
“But….it’s….” he stammered.
A lightbulb in my head turned on. “Let’s get two of them – one for me and one for you.” I suggested.
He blinked several times. I could see the thought processes running as his face showed several expressions. He opened the checkbook and thumbed through it. Various numbers and calculations floated in the air above his head. “You sure?” he asked.
“You are NOT using MY laptop, so you have to get your own. We can put stickers on them to identify whose is whose,” I replied.
He nodded and grabbed the salesperson.
That afternoon, we came home with a matched pair of shiny new laptops that desperately needed names. I chose Chiyo-chan because the only stickers I was able to dig up were from a set of Azumanga Daiyo stickers that we had stuffed into the back cover of a notebook.
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